DETAILS MAGAZINE- AUGUST 2009- JASON BATEMAN
JASON BATEMAN'S ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT: NOT ALL FORMER CHILD STARS ARE FELONS
At age 40, Jason Bateman has finally hit his stride, starring in a slew of upcoming films—including The Baster, opposite Jennifer Aniston
PLUS: Watch the leading man open up about the Arrested Development movie, his memories of Beavis and Butt-Head, and the importance of having pasty ankles
HAYDEN PANETTIERE JUST WANTS TO BE LEFT ALONE
The Heroes starlet is stalked by paparazzi, harassed by fans, and punched in the face by mean girls. A little sympathy for the cheerleader, people?
QUINCY JONES ON MICHAEL JACKSON
The King of Pop's life, death, racial issues, and yes, angry chimp
PRIVATE DWYER'S LAST BREATH
The first hero of the war on terror, he survived 92 days of the most intense fighting in Iraq only to die five years later in North Carolina. What killed him? A can of Dust-Off
HAS BACON MANIA GONE TOO FAR?
The only bad thing about the pork product is the cult of assholes who've made it their god
PLUS: Check out the ridiculous products inspired by the Great American Breakfast Meat
THE BEST WAY TO DRINK TEQUILA—HANGOVER NOT INCLUDED
As if you needed more reasons to drink the season's best booze
THE LAST-MINUTE SUMMER SLIM-DOWN
How to lose weight—or at least look like you have—by next weekend
A USER'S GUDE TO MAN BOOBS
Avoid getting busted at all costs. Here, a taxonomy of common titfalls
COULD YOU SURVIVE WITHOUT MONEY? MEET THE GUY WHO DOES
In Utah, a modern-day caveman has lived for the better part of a decade on zero dollars a day. People used to think he was crazy
THE STAY-AT-HOME DIVORCE
When his marriage collapsed alongside the real-estate market, Jon Pieja found himself trapped in a house with his ex
WOULD YOU WEAR A MALE ENGAGEMENT RING?
Pre-wedding bling is no longer a ladies-only affair, but what man wants to slip on an I'm-getting-married band?
WISEGUY: THE DETAILS Q&A WITH TOM SELLECK
The mustachioed legend sounds off on killer macaws, those damn hippies, and his fear of waxing
LOST + FOUND: RUSH LIMBAUGH'S RENTAL-CAR FLOOR MAT
Ever wonder what drives the King of Conservatism? Us too
9 TIPS FOR FINDING THE PERFECT WHITE SHIRT
Why you can never have enough. Plus, how to choose the one that's right for you